集五福第一天，我就集齐了所有的福，unbeliveable

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                    <p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/893c77a14a68073dab872f2d287bdb05_1.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/5c6e22e2b2a8666285eb2ef5a0fce194_2.png" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>如果三十年后</span></p><p><span>我孙子问我</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/900c11faa0d790784bfe1ec7eaec2295_3.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>我一定会严肃地说</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/3435db850a9a4ce10a9b5d541e7dd428_4.png" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>毕竟！</span></p><p><span>对于我们00后来说</span></p><p><span>年夜饭可以不吃</span></p><p><span>新衣服可以不买</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/03d0b695235dd4d596668273f1842c56_5.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e99c4d50efc723a080465793dd4fed76_6.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/4fce7067c3e148075241cfee6e465f0e_7.png" /></p></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span><br  /></p><p><span>所以，五福活动一开始</span></p><p><span>我就马不停蹄进入战斗状态</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/26a4621716aaf0fc7b51886bae424fb1_8.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>但万万没想到的是</span></p><p><span>我身边的人竟然比我还猴急</span></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c034abdecfb1acedf8affbde4a4bdeab_9.gif" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>我的支付宝好友共有</span><strong>50人</strong><br  /></p><p><span>其中<strong>40个</strong>都是今天新加的</span></p><p><span>每个人加我之后第一句话</span></p><p><span>一定是</span></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e2fcdcc1d921c1f55be834c8241fe074_10.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>当然，这些人</span></p><p><span>肯定不包括<strong>我的同事</strong></span></p><p><span>他们very敬业优秀</span></p><p><span>完全不为集五福所动</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>·</span></p><p><span>·</span></p><p><span>·</span></p><p><span>·</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong>才！</strong></span><span><strong>怪！</strong></span><span><strong>啊！</strong></span></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/862ebce210bde168167dea1fbfd6fc26_11.gif" /></p></p><p><span>“太丢大哥我的面子了”</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>我早上一进办公室</span></p><p><span>发现大家已经</span><span>进入了</span></p><p><strong>一级警备状态</strong></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3e9929e8a98ce6a231f0930882056631_12.gif" /></p></p><p><span><span>“各个都把桌面，改成了福字壁纸”</span></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>据我暗中观察</span></p><p><span>这群人疯狂集福的程度</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/979c414f2a0b84385c59a8319ca14d4a_13.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><strong><strong><span><p><img src="image/20200927/e1ef456807f116ec02d9317d773c8211_14.png" /></p></span></strong></strong><br  /></p><p><strong>轻度集五福患者</strong><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/9f19dbf1a336f62b3906fbff9a976f14_15.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>要知道</span></p><p><span>今年福气林浇水可以集福</span></p><p><span>但每次需要消耗10g</span><span>能量</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3d6a0900d4f2e5e94b76ae3f46ce2a5d_16.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>所以</span></p><p><span>平日里那些早睡晚起的同事</span></p><p><span>为了搜刮更多能量</span></p><p><span>竟然纷纷定闹钟</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/5c8a76f118f1c23eec2b3cb1af9c0eee_17.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/fcbb2283a8686499d240c831098e3c84_18.png" /></p><br  /></p><p><span><span>“熬夜</span><span>??</span><span>是真的流批”</span></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/11092190adf10197c37a5f960093bcf6_19.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>一个优<span>（pin）</span>秀（qiong）的成年人</span></p><p><span>今天肯定得上班</span></p><p><span>比如说</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/f712229eafcfed4542ada45e26e3ae57_20.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>但谁能知道</span></p><p><span>有的人表面努力</span></p><p><span>背地里却……</span></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/023817d837eb278ce7ddb86d58d780d7_21.gif" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><span>这么牛批的一招</span></span></p><p><span><span>不学会可就亏大了</span></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/166e54cd9b16b9280dd2828da1bb1eaf_22.png" /></p></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><strong><strong><span><p><img src="image/20200927/e1ef456807f116ec02d9317d773c8211_14.png" /></p></span></strong></strong></p><p><span><strong><span>中度集五福患者</span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/62409a1e454123c36c04b9ccd1fb4111_24.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>只要你支付宝小号够多</span></p><p><span>就不怕追不上福</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/83abe73f8490104843f5def3193811ef_25.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><span>假设你拥有六部手机</span></span></p><p><span><span>五个支付宝小号</span></span></p><p><span><span>源源不断给大号送福</span></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/ea1f9711a351cb77f8bcfe9de3d8d656_26.gif" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>那么只需一刻钟</span></p><p><span>你就能站到巅峰</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/64ebed3052212bddfd4f511d9fb1aaa4_27.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><span>有些人</span></span></p><p><span><span>打着复盘和总结的名义</span></span></p><p><span><span>让人乍一看像是在工作讨论</span></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e54c4ac4418e5fef22d86fbb52f08ea4_28.gif" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/20c62076eba38f7dde3f5948857ae1b7_29.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/e19cb2fcfbfd7cc79a923714b8574c5a_30.gif" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><span>他们其实在讨论</span></span></p><p><span><span>哪个福字最好扫</span></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/654ab76f631a3b87bc0ce4d9e0ae479e_31.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><span>当然，以上这些操作</span></span></p><p><span><span>还不是最皮的</span></span></p><p><span><span>真正的秀儿是下面这些</span></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><strong><span><p><img src="image/20200927/e1ef456807f116ec02d9317d773c8211_14.png" /></p></span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span><strong><span>重度集五福患者</span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/5cdd34565e6e93bd3cbb5802bcb499f3_33.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>凭实力单身20多年的小王</span></p><p><span>今天可以说是他最开心的一天</span></p><p><span>为什么这么说？</span></p><p><span>·</span></p><p><span>·</span></p><p><span>·</span></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/1951a56331e17d96331201bf01942190_34.gif" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/67930dd5e9e6eb92a64ad6b3ff980d7a_35.gif" /></p></p><p><span>“此时我的表情”</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3df653b13df92f8894f9f2964dfc1793_36.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>为了扫到福</span></p><p><span>大家简直到了丧心病狂的地步</span></p><p><span>比如正在吃饭的我</span></p><p><span>看到对面这位</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/ba258a3541b8e804f26f28f3235576af_37.gif" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>科科……</span></p><p><span>这样就能扫到福？</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/bb5c388c667ecc2a369b09c7f899c72d_38.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>然鹅…</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/5e2f9728067066854fe4c56be94c5f31_39.gif" /></p></p><p><span>“被光速打脸了！</span><span>”</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>事实证明</span></p><p><span>只要福字摆得好</span></p><p><span>怎样都能扫出来</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/62494482b037638e447cf272c3abeb88_40.gif" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>而接下来的几位朋友</span></p><p><span>简直给我们集福界丢脸</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><strong><span><p><img src="image/20200927/e1ef456807f116ec02d9317d773c8211_41.png" /></p></span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span><strong><span>昏迷型集五福患者</span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/401055f21ae65f53184a96fc52d71620_42.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>去上个厕所平静一下</span><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><span>却听到厕所里传来一段对话……</span></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/ad164167911e686cbe22e97b4ad95182_43.png" /></p></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/9936f922627d11289ec67877b3a7f17d_44.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/1642cffbb98503df4c3c63e59994a63d_45.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>隔壁同事今天</span></p><p><span>求助本妇女之友一件事</span></p><p><span>原来是好久不联系的前任突然诈尸</span></p><p><span>还是从支付宝发来的消息</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3c0974e152faa364707f2bfd9b1ffa52_46.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>正当我苦思如何教他应对时</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/43bb52d0da03795aa3cf7925c096fd8e_47.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><span>嗯…这时候只能说一句</span></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c27983bb3d43841d6b6cdea37ceb7219_48.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>除了上面这些意外情况</span></p><p><span>这次集五福活动</span></p><p><span>还对一个群体极其不友好</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/d353fe3f64cc8a833f5b9bccef9196fc_49.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/32b0ead8976e3ec623542fd9da6c7856_50.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span>总 之</span></strong></span></p><p><span>只有我们想不到</span></p><p><span>没有大家扫不到</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/90bc4d598e53cb1b0887d4484d3bf963_51.png" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>而本人一整天没把持住</span></p><p><span>在集五福的第一天</span><br  /></p><p><strong><span>竟然就成功地集齐了五张福……&nbsp;</span></strong></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/8577e3bec29e5c7e80ccee5a4810cf84_52.png" /></p></p><p><span>“或许这就是欧气吧</span><span>”</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>当然</span></p><p><span>我的集福之路不会就此止步</span></p><p><span>原因很简单</span></p><p><span>我是为大家着想</span></p><p><span>准备多扫几个敬业福无偿送给大家</span></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/b22c101389bb753c866dbf01d1d7e97b_53.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>今年，集五福不光是瓜分五个亿</span></p><p><span>在福卡的背面还有各种大奖</span></p><p><span>比如说</span></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/4b68ae3162529b0c9333db0921d341c3_54.gif" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>鹅且！</span></p><p><span>今年还有特别彩蛋</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/700631d4bbea2b797d9c1e52c0cb8dd0_55.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>持有花花卡</span></p><p><span>除夕（2月4日）当晚还可以参与</span></p><p><span>全年帮还花呗的开奖</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/abc197063944ee6c93eb508995709e50_56.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>所以</span></p><p><span>为了福卡背后的大奖</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/1b6531ea19b8ba7bf3bc7e08b584edbb_57.png" /></p></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><span>为了减少竞争力</span></p><p><span>我才不会告诉你们</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/df2c0bd620806ee77cffeff49f8548b1_58.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>嘻 嘻</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/ea0ffdb76202a129ffdad60b4ede85c7_59.png" /></p></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by gulangu"><section><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span>【版权声明】：</span><span>本文由整理发布，资料源自好奇博士，版权归原作者所有，转载请注明来源！</span></strong><br  /><br  /></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/00122291c9829dc7d83f8168a51df8fb_60.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img 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