康复治疗师把自己活成了表情包？真！刺！激！

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                    <section data-role="paragraph" data-color="rgb(182, 228, 253)" data-custom="rgb(182, 228, 253)"><section><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20201014/86b79d371e9862b01189f0252a03b2cd_1.png" /></p></p></section><section><section><span><strong></strong></span></section><p><span>医疗器械媒体报道先锋</span></p><p><span>分享专业医疗器械知识</span></p></section><section><section><section><span>关注</span></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20201014/f276872b64f98c4bbf5aaecd10b4777c_2.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span><strong>大家好，我是一名康复治疗师</strong><strong></strong></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/dda21d0af3447e412ed45a60d5e76f6e_3.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>今天我来跟大家回顾一下</span></p><p><span>我们是如何走上这条<strong><span>不归</span></strong>路的</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/f86c455f36d3a84d377d052cfed19228_4.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>想当年头脑一热走进医学院</span></p><p><span>想象中的我是这样的</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/0f63d0657d1ff9c03a930dacdadb98d1_5.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span><strong>美丽！</strong><strong>帅气！优雅！牛X！</strong></span></p><p><span>然而实际上我是这样的</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/731d9853c262f00121e0284e48a084fe_6.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>当我以为机智的我会轻松成为学霸时</span></p><p><span><strong>现实给了我当头一棒</strong><strong></strong></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/8f1d1717982a984cef5d341df27a836a_7.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>我只能每天背上我的医学小书包</span></p><p><span>埋头苦读</span></p><p><span>好在终于顺利毕业</span></p><p><span><strong>不过好像感觉哪里不对</strong><strong></strong></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/2a3406045cd4083a822a9f41f2ebe389_8.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>行吧......</span></p><p><span>历尽千辛万苦</span></p><p><span>好歹终于成为了一名康复治疗师！</span></p><p><span>走进康复科</span></p><p><span><strong>感觉自己马上就要走上人生巅峰！</strong><strong></strong></span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/bfa3962a0e05d3b024d7828119d77e0e_9.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>然而现实中的我却是这样的：</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/9a8fa5323d969858acfc2dda440b41d2_10.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>并且发现</span></p><p><span>周围的同事原来都是这样的：</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/9676733f1d02c1fe10c59554ad79ace8_11.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>本以为毕了业就不用再熬夜学习了</span></p><p><span>没想到还要</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/efbeb72132d3e5ff19a93dda013b0545_12.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>本以为步入工作岗位就再也不用考试了</span></p><p><span><strong>万万没想到还要</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span><strong>考各种证书！</strong><strong>！</strong></span></p><p><span><strong>报各种培训班！</strong><strong>！</strong></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/53b17663b59d40d988124b7ae81d3e57_13.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>我也只能和同事们：</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/7f26979b569c56d92aa07fd776660f99_14.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>当初以为康复治疗师的工作状态</span></p><p><span>是步态优雅，轻松愉悦</span><span></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/3470807347dde01bb144055160c85944_15.gif" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>没想到竟然是这样的</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/aed936b41727b1e099bd2d530112d084_16.gif" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span><strong>怎么之前没人告诉我在康复科工作都是用跑的？</strong><strong>！</strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>我以为给病人治疗时，她们会是这样的</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/be7e927c4a9aa6a2fe1287a5fc8bed65_17.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span><strong><span>万万冇想到</span></strong><strong><span></span></strong></span></p><p><span><strong><span>他们大多数是这样的</span></strong><strong><span></span></strong></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/761a55b0ae6bb3865758b007c38b6e16_18.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>他们还常常告诉我</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/a50af2f4736b468fd366bb1b1c7b7d13_19.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>而我只能</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/181fed2528089a1cb4527d8379048ed9_20.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>还经常听到这种说法</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/5a396030366633ddcf243d93da72ae20_21.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>我就气不打一处来</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><p><img src="image/20201014/7e124d1d7ea3ed3bf7807fac848a0cb6_22.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>好不容易遇到个练习十分认真的患者</span></p><p><span>却又来了新问题：</span></p><p><span>“<strong>医生，你说这套练习</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span><strong>一天两次，一周就会有效果。</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span><strong>那我一天练十次</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span><strong>是不是两三天就能见效？</strong><strong></strong><span>”</span></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/bf97545677956885950ee0291f8f7c01_23.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>我只想说</span><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/76ff502c4ff7cf99965450d935b4d3dd_24.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>甚至还有患者问：</span></p><p><span>“<strong>医生，你们推拿按摩算中医吧</strong><strong>？</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span><strong><span>你给我把把脉看看我身体怎么样。</span></strong><strong><span></span></strong><span>”</span></span></p><p><span>我是这样的</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/d2e8ab8e0aa553aadfd87a8b48e5d330_25.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>患者问就算了</span><br  /></p><p><span>逢年过节碰到亲戚别人都面临着催婚问题</span></p><p><span>而我面对的问题却是：</span></p><p><span>“<strong>你是医生吧？</strong><strong>我脑袋疼/腿疼/胸闷......了</strong></span></p><p><span><strong>你快给我看看！</strong><strong></strong>”</span></p><p><span>我只能</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/5dfc9aeb93bfdc47f4e61df1b11cf4c2_26.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>放假的时候大家的朋友圈是这样的</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/26ea7af74bf96f66efb7b5dd36b89e92_27.jpg" /></p></section></section></section></section></section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span><strong>小丽</strong><strong></strong></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>第157次来马尔代夫，我爱大海、阳光、沙滩~</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/c1dfa92bd7b4603b0983a97cfec98706_28.jpg" /></p></section></section></section></section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/a91526e1e3bf25e89adcd87d65bd88b5_29.jpg" /></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>26分钟前</span></p></section></section></section></section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/39f9be3692871c7f97d892c6d783bb74_30.png" /></p></section></section></section></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/cfa1aab4cd7edcbb5fc8ea4e25b1c49a_31.png" /></p></section></section></section></section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>小王，小张，男神，我</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>小王：</span><span>羡慕</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>我：</span><span>+1</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>男神：<span>怎么没有自拍呢，嘻嘻</span></span></p></section></section></section></section><section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>而我的朋友圈是这样的</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/555b395039f20c6208921a3783f62f41_32.jpg" /></p></section></section></section></section></section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span><strong>我</strong><strong></strong></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>今天是第111次值班，我爱工作~</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/051c7239450f58a44b2a89726b7f6f6c_33.jpg" /></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>26分钟前</span></p></section></section></section></section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/39f9be3692871c7f97d892c6d783bb74_30.png" /></p></section></section></section></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/cfa1aab4cd7edcbb5fc8ea4e25b1c49a_31.png" /></p></section></section></section></section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>主任</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>主任：</span><span>辛苦了！记得把病历补完，加油！</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>我：</span><span>好的主任：）</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>男神：</span><span>好久没看到你了！</span></p></section></section></section></section><section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>而我约的患者</span></p><p><span>总是很给力</span></p><p><span><strong>要么都不来</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span><strong>要么一起来</strong><strong></strong></span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/ac9ae421a6e668608b74c12908b26ac6_36.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>别看我们这么苦</span></p><p><span>我们还不求回报啊！</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/88548d64594c11d67079723308693739_37.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>大家眼中的我们可能是这样的</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/b21b63c7f591dc49198f2a214866d48b_38.gif" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>只有我们自己知道实际上是这样的</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/95572810758efd8d15ea1b14aab00b05_39.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>忍一时越想越气</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/252ff237e75417e620cd271ff69d7b02_40.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>然而每次抱怨完了最后还是这样的</span></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><img src="image/20201014/cb44cdd88ec9f3c7cc5d09fe995aca1f_41.jpg" /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span>说起康复科的苦和累</span></p><p><span>可谓名声在外</span></p><p><span>“女人当男人用，男人当牲口用”</span></p><p><span>“金眼科银外科累死累活康复科”</span><br  /></p><p><span>可苦过累过之后</span></p><p><span><strong>看到更多的</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span><strong>是患者们功能恢复后的笑脸</strong><strong></strong></span></p><p><span>这一刻</span></p><p><span>什么苦和累都能忍了！</span><br  /></p><p><span>毕竟</span></p></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20201014/8ff28e941153da59c421d253f666d55f_42.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>作为康复治疗师<br  /></span></p><p><span>你还有哪些有趣的日常呢？</span></p><p><span><span>欢迎留言</span><span>吐槽</span><span>讨论</span></span><span></span></p><p><span>来源：</span><span>康知了</span><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><a data-miniprogram-appid="wxdc7efe409d688f37" data-miniprogram-path="pages/authorizationLogin/authorizationLogin" data-miniprogram-nickname="" href="" data-miniprogram-type="image" data-miniprogram-servicetype="" target="_blank" href=""><p><img src="image/20201014/7235eecc5e3d188f5fff3d4fc9e8c241_43.png" /></p></a></span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><section data-id="1658"><section><section><section data-id="1658"><section><section><section data-id="1658"><section><section><section data-id="1658"><section><section><p><span><strong>相关阅读</strong></span></p></section><p><p><img src="image/20201014/ec237188ae1e9c03eb4d9814f31b18ab_44.gif" 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