【开心一刻】两个字把老外搞晕倒~~

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                    <p style="">1、吃饭时，一人说去方便一下，老外不解，旁人告诉他&quot;方便&quot;就是：上厕所；</p><p style="">2、敬酒时，另一人对老外说，希望下次出国时能给予方便，老外纳闷不敢问；</p><p style="">3、酒席上，电视台美女主持人提出，在她方便的时候会安排老外做专访。老外愕然：怎么能在你方便的时候？美女主持人说，那在你方便时，我请你吃饭。老外晕倒！</p><p style="">4、醒来后，美女主持人又对他说，要不你我都方便时，一起坐坐？老外又一次晕倒，再没有醒来。</p><p style="">5、请你方便的时候笑一笑……</p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(249, 249, 249);">广州市设备维修有限公司</span><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: 12px; line-height: 24px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; 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