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                    <p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">1、果对裸说：哥们儿，你穿上衣服还不如不穿！</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">2、夫对天说：我总算盼到了出头之日！</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">3、口对囚说：你中央有人也照样进去！</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">4、丙对两说：你家什么时候多了一个人，结婚了？</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">5、乒对乓说：你我都一样，一等残废军人。</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">6、兵对丘说：兄弟，踩上地雷了吧，两腿炸得都没了？</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">7、王对皇说：当皇上有什么好处？你看，头发都白了！</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">8、口对回说：亲爱的，都怀孕这么久了，也不说一声！</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">9、也对她说：当老板了？出门还带秘书！</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">10、由对甲说：你什么时候学会倒立了？</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">11、晶对品说：你们家都没有装修喔？</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">12、日对旦说：你什么时候学会玩滑板了？</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"  /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px;  background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">13、巾对币说：戴上博士帽就身价百倍了！</span></p><p><br  /></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6000003814697px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; 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