你们超声科室有夜班费吗？想象 VS 现实中下夜班的你，差距怎么这么大！

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                    <section data-tools="gulangu" data-label="powered by gulangu"></section><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span>来源：</span></strong></span><span><strong><span>超声沙龙</span></strong></span><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span>编辑：</span></strong></span><span><strong><span>小超人</span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/100f5b5e667a383916c58c98feffe9fd_1.png" /></p></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by gulangu"><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="94328"><section><section><section><section><section><section><section data-role="paragraph"><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="93899"><section data-role="paragraph"><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="95153"><section><section><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="95033"><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/ddae6cb5257717bc63115b5e20b9b5b4_2.gif" /></p></section><section><section data-brushtype="text"><strong><span>常上夜班的危害，谁都清楚</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/4f0bff0b1f3524ba49b747765679df1b_3.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>小超人随机抽查<br  /></span></p><p><span>你对夜班费满意吗？</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/0415fad905d2eb620b56555b7a2089b1_4.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span>你的夜班费，有多少？</span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/2420035d8a7e54ff5baa4da0c7ea93dc_5.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong>一眼望去，20元能干吗？<br  /><br  />只能。。。</strong></span><span></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/84d08a757e2d4b83046ea52d6aefd5d5_6.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>关于夜班津贴的八方吐槽：</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/aded79f03908c50acb8d8148899464af_7.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/d81401d894842941194542eb38a77991_8.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>网友评论表示，“30块钱，下午5点30到第二天上午八点，一晚上要折腾死人，要疯了。”</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3a85f6342252e396ea8c9ffa3129c1fd_9.jpg" /></p></p><p><span><br  />然而另一位网友似乎更加凄凉，只能无奈的表示，“规培医师～免费值班～没有～没有～连饭都不包～某医科大附属医院。”</span></p><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="95944"><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="95033"><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/ddae6cb5257717bc63115b5e20b9b5b4_2.gif" /></p></section><section><section data-brushtype="text"><strong><span>想象 VS 现实中下夜班的你</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p><span><br  />来源：漫画素材来源“白连夜”<br  /><br  /></span></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>想象中</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong><span>下班啦！</span></strong></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/97123c5580629a2d73fe425060a6f612_11.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>现实</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span>加班！加班！</span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/41e9c88b054624400de3cf345975f88a_12.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>想象中</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong>吃大餐~</strong></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/ac6be4137c6d30484256396577bfef39_13.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>现实&nbsp;</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong><span>吃泡面</span></strong><span></span></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/7121f71fd59359847ba26782c447627c_14.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>想象中</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong><span>泳池游泳健身</span></strong></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c48a597a8c4a63a5a3098c972b44b2f0_15.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>现实</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong><span>累到泡澡都能睡着</span></strong></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/f478424e9c266d17a8402578a2ae95c8_16.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>想象中</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong>狂追电视剧</strong></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/b147cc6038242b2bad8f91862192170a_17.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>现实</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong>查文献！写论文！发SCI！</strong></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/198c712290739dd7670ca1a7fa080754_18.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>想象</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong><span>看新上映电影</span></strong><span></span></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/2b316bc4a3a02bb02f1bfab1a7382849_19.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>现实</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong>在电影院看枪战片也不影响睡觉~</strong></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3239c8638ea98633bec9584861655aeb_20.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>想象中</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong><span>逛街，购物</span></strong></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3f5a5f887d44a416526ac9cd4305f369_21.jpg" /></p></p><section data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="36449"><section><span><strong><span>现实</span></strong></span></section><section><section></section><section><span><strong><span>好困！只想睡觉，谁都别打扰我</span></strong></span></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/d17c6d04a542cc09164c5edef9463903_22.jpg" /></p></p><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="93300"><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="95033"><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/ddae6cb5257717bc63115b5e20b9b5b4_2.gif" /></p></section><section><section data-brushtype="text"><strong><span>影像科的夜班是怎么熬的？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><section><br  /></section></section><p><br  /></p><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><span><strong><span>既然当了医生</span></strong></span></p><p><span><strong><span>就已经走上了修仙的不归路......</span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>1、练体期，没好的身体怎么受的了夜班。</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/4afb1592dc01b93d71bc4148a69f03a3_24.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>2、练气期，气定神闲，被电话叫醒不急不气，冷静应对。</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/25b89bafe08735eaf422b44bd7fc9e83_25.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>3、筑基期，打实根基，粘枕头就着，抓紧机会补觉。</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/4d0974ee096be75f72865fae75081803_26.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>4、结丹期，能够吸收天地灵气，服食一些丹药，比如咖啡，就可以整晚精神。</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e6bbdd353277efd5bf13ca50a6143b4b_27.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>5、元婴期，能够元婴离体，工作时，不忙的时候或坐或站，就可以闭目养神，恢复精力。</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3682d22597c01fea676a5cc64500e0d0_28.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>6、化神期，能够元神出壳，各种体位，各种地方都能睡着。</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/a4b4de27e7944dd249897136b77dab99_29.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>7.洞虚期，万物皆虚，专心于工作，在忙碌下就可以忘记困倦。</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/5955c02fc679cd88f63286deeac9e81b_30.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>8.渡劫期，已能掌控睡眠，有空就睡，忙就不睡，任意调整，毫无影响。</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/befa0016985930699cc873a44d7fed25_31.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>9.大乘期，最终摆脱睡眠，夜班忙了一夜，还能继续拍片写报告。</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/a5869084a3a9cc765ef02e3f3d70d618_32.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span>亲，你练到了第几重？</span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><span>上夜班永远是痛苦的，下夜班永远是值得庆祝滴！</span><br  /><br  /><span>最大的愿望就是能准时准点的下个夜班，然后完成一系列计划好的活动，放松一下疲惫的身体和脆弱的小心脏。</span><br  /><br  /><span>可是现实和想象永远存在辣么长的差距......</span></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/07eb1937d35366477763ecd0490750f1_33.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>值夜班是许多医护人员心中的痛，但也是我们成长的必经之路。真诚地希望各位超人能够早日成为熟练的「老司机」！</span></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e7e3c8e85c11e1cc926cf124876f0f11_34.gif" /></p></p></section></section>