逗死肾的笑话

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                    <p style="">　<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">肾虚</span></p><p style="">　　甲：你感觉自己有些肾虚。</p><p style="">　　乙：肾阳虚还是肾阴虚?</p><p style="">　　甲：肾虚还分阴阳?</p><p style="">　　乙：当然了，治疗方法也不一样的，肾阳虚吃桂附地黄丸，肾阴虚吃六味地黄丸。</p><p style="">　　甲：那我这样的应该吃哪种啊?</p><p style="">　　乙：照我看你应该试试神农尝百草的方法了。</p><p style=""><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/1PBY2WpU4libFqyVRw9icucgAYagQ2SGC9KoVDUor9WusocbkqMxuDuoxCx8IStxKG8472ibPzKa2UcaUrGXAdO1A/0" data-ratio="0.7921810699588477" data-w="486" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/1PBY2WpU4libFqyVRw9icucgAYagQ2SGC9KoVDUor9WusocbkqMxuDuoxCx8IStxKG8472ibPzKa2UcaUrGXAdO1A/640?tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style="">　　<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">肾亏</span></p><p style="">　　“我后悔当初去买iPhone 4S啊!”</p><p style="">　　“为什么?”</p><p style="">　　“我捐了一个肾!现在iPhone 5又要上市了啊!”</p><p style="">　　“你可以捐精啊，很赚钱的。”</p><p style="">　　“关键是我肾亏啊!”</p><p style=""><img data-s="300,640" data-type="png" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/1PBY2WpU4libFqyVRw9icucgAYagQ2SGC9xpNicA29T7Z9BDibdZ43tKWRxwR7YyYVsoQr2oWTMPSLceCA9zb95DZQ/0" data-ratio="0.75" data-w="360" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/1PBY2WpU4libFqyVRw9icucgAYagQ2SGC9xpNicA29T7Z9BDibdZ43tKWRxwR7YyYVsoQr2oWTMPSLceCA9zb95DZQ/640?tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style="">　　<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">报告，是肾</span></p><p style="">　　话说今天军训男生老是不直腰，教官不满意。</p><p style="">　　教官对男生说：“腰是男人的资本，没有腰什么都干不了。”</p><p style="">　　这时有个女生大喊一声：“报告，是肾!”</p><p style=""><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/1PBY2WpU4libFqyVRw9icucgAYagQ2SGC9KzRjKwj6pg2ZYq5ehjduB2FzsRuyaEJic92MB5AbtZleZ92JHeZekWA/0" data-ratio="0.5652173913043478" data-w="" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/1PBY2WpU4libFqyVRw9icucgAYagQ2SGC9KzRjKwj6pg2ZYq5ehjduB2FzsRuyaEJic92MB5AbtZleZ92JHeZekWA/640?tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style="">　　<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">肾结石砸到脚</span></p><p style="">　　有一人得到肾结石，痛苦不堪，一日侄子很好奇，到底肾结石是什么呢?</p><p style="">　　这人就告诉他侄子说：“尿尿的时候，就感觉里面有石头阻住了一样</p><p style="">　　然后他侄子就很同情以及关心的说到：”那你一定要在尿尿的时候，把脚叉开，不然尿出来的石头，砸到脚就不好了。</p><p style="">　　<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 24px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">有肾宝</span></p><p style="">　　有一次，我拉男友一起去药店给我姨父买治心脏病的心宝。结果我们问了N个柜台：“有心宝吗?”</p><p style="">　　卖药的MM的回答都是统一口径：“要肾宝?”然后不怀好意地瞟我男友一眼。后来，我男友实在忍不住了，问我：“我长了一副肾虚的样子吗?”</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: normal; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 24px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; background-color: rgb(249, 249, 249); 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