大夫，我这颗痣是美人痣啵？

admin · 发表于 2020-10-20 00:41:17

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明:老师， 为什么鲁迅的儿子姓周啊？<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">老师:鲁迅是笔名， 本人姓周<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明:你他妈蒙谁呢？ 周迅是女的<img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4Cd9LGggdvTSG73lfF5b1ia5btceiclTgico7mNRP88csccEibavNm66TsA6w/0" data-ratio="1" data-w="100" data-type="gif" width="auto" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4Cd9LGggdvTSG73lfF5b1ia5btceiclTgico7mNRP88csccEibavNm66TsA6w/0?tp=webp&wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">老师:滚出去...<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <hr style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: medium; white-space: normal; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明：“我记性很差啊”<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小红：“有多差？”<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明：“什么有多差？”<img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdQ8XNCGxvWv2HCH5EZdI4REkYr6dhNFcdJspJEa4qvPhNctuG8oEtIA/0" data-ratio="1" data-w="100" data-type="gif" width="auto" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdQ8XNCGxvWv2HCH5EZdI4REkYr6dhNFcdJspJEa4qvPhNctuG8oEtIA/0?tp=webp&wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; 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color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明喝了一学期的冰红茶，每次开盖都是谢谢惠顾。昨天他考试，惠字不会写，只见他淡定的拧开旁边的冰红茶，哎我草泥马啊~~再来一瓶！<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <hr style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: medium; white-space: normal; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明是个逗比，一天他骑电瓶车逆行，被警察逮住，要罚款50，他立马就火了，大声呵斥警察，“不就是逆行吗，又不是汽车，还要罚我50，我要是请出我大爷来，你得倒找我50。”<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">警察也怒了，“你把你大爷叫来，我看他有多牛，我就不信还让我给你50。”<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明立马从兜里掏出一百元，指着毛爷爷头像说，“这就是我大爷，找我50！警察当场就惊呆了!”<img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdjPBaiaTQVr9ibdbluKsg7fNts608GDE9WXcIoD1xdOiaDbg0yxQibCdhQQ/0" data-ratio="1" data-w="80" data-type="gif" width="auto" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdjPBaiaTQVr9ibdbluKsg7fNts608GDE9WXcIoD1xdOiaDbg0yxQibCdhQQ/0?tp=webp&wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <hr style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: medium; white-space: normal; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明：“大夫，请问我这颗痣是美人痣吗？”<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">医生：“同学，一般认为长在眉心的或者嘴旁的痣才是美人痣。你这个位置……在医学上称为痔疮。”<img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdibBTtCtjtqmNaF7jLEsdcdHCcoG4TrGhDicBPALVzEMia26uKrwGQ2JYg/0" data-ratio="1" data-w="100" data-type="gif" width="auto" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdibBTtCtjtqmNaF7jLEsdcdHCcoG4TrGhDicBPALVzEMia26uKrwGQ2JYg/0?tp=webp&wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; 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padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><hr style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: medium; white-space: normal; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">历史老师今天和我们讲抗战八年的事情，然后问了我们一个问题，比八年抗战更困难的事情是什么？角落里飘来一句“九年义务教育”……<img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdgOnb1zr46CfzyZ4MKxnicHJ7epvBOh2Rib6ljLddAhqQvrjhgV9NzRlg/0" data-ratio="1" data-w="100" data-type="gif" width="auto" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdgOnb1zr46CfzyZ4MKxnicHJ7epvBOh2Rib6ljLddAhqQvrjhgV9NzRlg/0?tp=webp&wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <hr style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: medium; white-space: normal; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明在公交车上看到一群小学生在打闹，然后就想起了大学同学，就用自己的微信给同学们都发了一条信息，内容：兄弟姐妹们我很想你们，怀念在学校美好时光。<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">过了没一会儿，好几个同学纷纷回来信息，说：哥们，兄弟最近手头也挺紧的。。。<img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdTwl7fpQBSBhV0HNGA3sbrnrVmqGMor9vcicick945q7Zjc5MjRYkoAYw/0" data-ratio="1" data-w="100" data-type="gif" width="auto" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdTwl7fpQBSBhV0HNGA3sbrnrVmqGMor9vcicick945q7Zjc5MjRYkoAYw/0?tp=webp&wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <hr style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: medium; white-space: normal; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明小时候读小学，有一天，一帮女孩子跳皮筋，没人站在那里绑皮筋，之后小红过来找小明，然后打了小明一掌，说：“小明你中了五毒神掌，动了就会死."然后小明就在那里绑着皮筋，站了一小时<img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdGU8qsZR2dGrKmLLBzhViafia4parsicMRHsviaHQeBjXWqb2EVd3PUnHmg/0" data-ratio="1" data-w="80" data-type="gif" width="auto" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdGU8qsZR2dGrKmLLBzhViafia4parsicMRHsviaHQeBjXWqb2EVd3PUnHmg/0?tp=webp&wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <hr style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: medium; white-space: normal; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">有一次，小明和女朋友去旅游。一名小贩在他们身旁兜售纪念品，对小明女朋友说：“身材苗条、脸蛋漂亮的小姐，买件纪念品吧。”<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小明女朋友见他蛮可怜的，便叫小明随便买一些东西。<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">谁料小明却说：“爱说谎的人，不值得同情。”<img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdeXNhEyibdTj00ODpibjhrEe99BXWBPST511MKoibhV7NDlicBr3wwIaPKw/0" data-ratio="1" data-w="100" data-type="gif" width="auto" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCpPT1IicSgyd1I8WaxwlK4CdeXNhEyibdTj00ODpibjhrEe99BXWBPST511MKoibhV7NDlicBr3wwIaPKw/0?tp=webp&wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCoDhOx0O3eFvh7xwUSKODZyicBWhTcy1RpPNUPiaWpAHcOiaeOAZ8yl9vutl7IFHbzgSgVjIBN9fSP3w/0" data-ratio="0.6342592592592593" data-w="432" data-type="jpeg" data-s="300,640" width="auto" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/3cr7ib9TYcCoDhOx0O3eFvh7xwUSKODZyicBWhTcy1RpPNUPiaWpAHcOiaeOAZ8yl9vutl7IFHbzgSgVjIBN9fSP3w/640?tp=webp&wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><hr style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: medium; white-space: normal; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-align: justify; color: rgb(89, 89, 89); font-family: 微软雅黑; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">一外国人问小明：“中国的80后90后还会功夫这种事吗？”<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; orphans: 2; 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