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                    <section data-role="outer" label="Powered by gulangu"><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by gulangu"><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/ec8c0766f69da3df050a3b895f8037d7_1.jpg" /></p></p></section><section data-role="paragraph"><p><p><img src="image/20200927/5ae82c753500a946ffe919fdf3f396f6_2.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/54633a41c4e1cedfb727a62d86e190ca_3.gif" /></p></section><section><section></section><section><section><p>笑点打包</p></section></section></section></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>01</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/4c95cd22677f81c93e4dbcd5ef8d38cd_4.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>还有手机，事情没做完，不要拿起手机，不然就放不下来</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>02</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/6d7a37b5370a58073703281b0d9dd6b2_5.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/034c815c277c06963be0fc4f2f911c55_6.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>看来这位同学对爱看的很透彻啊</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>03</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>硬核老母亲，在线删好友</p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/ccf31c2ab7c30bba4ccda6662440c75b_7.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>老妈：拉黑了，有事漂流瓶联系</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>04</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/53b9be248d4d2a103a7c3f849125fcb6_8.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>最后一个 不是东西<p><img src="image/20200927/c69b3862266e4a659965098ae8c3f30f_9.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>05</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>有一种男生叫甘蔗男</p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c61d73b5307806d1c5eb80eab1ecca4b_10.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>还不都是被榨干了汁水</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>06</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/2311d047e278861c7dbd1ae97a8676e8_11.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/f5792e81087fbd457d5393ad2f406d73_12.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>泡面：为什么不泡我，直接捅我</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>07</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>荨麻疹还可以这么玩</p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/d75ac2d9c984b12ed2e08374bb65d686_13.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e1a86d2f84228a74dd0f4591eb838ba5_14.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>08</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p><span>终于把线吃完了</span><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><strong><p><img src="image/20200927/e3865f2a47154d9bd47dce2c92bbba21_15.jpg" /></p></strong></p><p><br  /></p><p>真好吃</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>09</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>远看还真以为是新设计的字体了</p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/2d016b28cd4108040e6839d27caca167_16.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/579533b8514da7182343d20ea1ebfc69_17.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>10</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p><span>一只术业有专攻的狗狗</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><strong><p><img src="image/20200927/b7b492588fd25e476f2a637948a093a7_18.jpg" /></p></strong></p><p><br  /></p><p>对屎敏感还是有作用的</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>11</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>现在的甜品界有事吗？</p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/532343c722ad624b3c583f547614dd4b_19.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>法事甜品</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>12</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>孤独</p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e4c83739f04fb59eb6a0fb292d3f4c02_20.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/719c2a94a2442e27ff57a1c077cce4b5_21.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/404c6fa770a3cbc732ab9e05ab427d87_22.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/98a3db2178dcf85e39676c8f03eca62a_23.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e374eda0cf42d76357b0cb563b8ea2d3_24.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>熊猫：我承担着我这个外表不应该拥有的惆怅</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>13</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>欧美移动互联网落后于中国的真实原因</p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/1f1f924ffd9467675afd36c340edd0fc_25.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>14</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><section><p><br  /></p></section><p><strong><p><img src="image/20200927/cc141e46f982dc30586f0e56b82991c2_26.jpg" /></p></strong></p><p><br  /></p><p>对漂亮人特有的宽容</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>15</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>简直是艺术品阿#阿丽塔：战斗天使#</p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/26104f46b59e347496871f2a97d448ef_27.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/be0e9b305e90695d962e2d2a65f32dc6_28.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/86dc6b4c4233ab3f7995577e8192d219_29.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/d1522b2942fb3d8df0be2a3d7969ae81_30.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/62e2e4769042c0462306879805f1f329_31.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>16</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/af04367c4183199a71e16f70124d2a8a_32.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>这样一说，还挺像的</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>17</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>等价交换</p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/35c25bc0f50d3c8e234bb6ddfc4b34ad_33.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>谁要跟小黄换？</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>18</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p><span>甜的反义词是什么</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/bb7e822ca83b4480b0027cb9e97cd3e9_34.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3504c183c712eb5f378da703a18a2531_35.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>所以答案是什么？</p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><p><strong><span>19</span></strong></p><section><section data-width="20%"></section><section data-width="30%"></section><section data-width="20%"></section></section></section></section></section><p>发现不文明行为，你会怎么办？&nbsp;</p><p><br  /></p><p><strong><p><img src="image/20200927/03dabe339cdfc0e95bc32dd9e4b1c9e2_36.jpg" /></p></strong></p><p><strong><p><img src="image/20200927/874624d2817495dab757021817746d20_37.jpg" /></p></strong></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/a00fb99904b526c4eefac77a1f33c476_38.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p>第一个：直接扔出窗外<br  /></p><p>第二个：和她聊公共场合礼仪</p><p>第三个：盯着她看，用眼神严厉谴责她，直到她发现自己的错误并改正</p><p><br  /></p></section><section><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="94089"><section><section><section data-width="25%"></section><section data-brushtype="text">RECOMMEND</section><section data-width="25%"></section></section><section data-brushtype="text">推荐阅读</section></section></section><p>315 医疗器械经销商们，你慌了么！<br  /></p><p>白素贞飞行的时候为什么要把一只手往前摆？<br  /></p><p>台式血压计常见故障及排除方法|干货<br  /></p><p>“零工经济”时代已来，工程师应该如何抓住这一大趋势<br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><hr  /><p><span>来源：笑点研究所</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/d9d498138c80f7005d9c393fd2a8a1be_39.jpg" /></p></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/4028e29d0166841109bb4f204fc8bf41_40.png" /></p></p></section></section></section><p><br  /></p>