忘不了在手术台上，和逗比医生们的那些爱恨情仇

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                    <section data-role="outer" label="Powered by gulangu"><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/985e6a43002d1b44638ac7689f6829cc_1.jpg" /></p></p></section><section data-role="paragraph"><p><span>医学界出奇才</span></p><p><span>不仅是治病救人的技法</span></p><p><span>他们的幽默才能也更是不容小觑</span></p><p><span>比起段子手硬凹的幽默感，他们的幽默与生俱来</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>看似</span></p><p><span>漫不经心的一句话</span></p><p><span>总能稳准狠的戳中病人的笑点</span></p><p><span>大概缓解大家紧张情绪，也是职业素养的一环吧</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/0c67893c17a8472fd0e94a971eab221f_2.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>尤其</span></p><p><span>在病人们动手术的时候</span></p><p><span>这些段子手们总是趁机调侃</span></p><p><span>是真以为我们听不到？还是想笑死我们？</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>关于这点</span></p><p><span>文字君走访了很多网友</span></p><p><span>今天，跟你聊聊手术台上和医生的纠葛</span></p><p><span>相信有一些老铁一定经历过这种终身难忘的场面</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/d9ed7e2c726bf228bb1aa774fee90222_3.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>▼</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>有时候啊</span></p><p><span>真搞不懂逗比医生脑回路</span></p><p><span>本以为这个职业都是严肃假面</span></p><p><span>没想到个个都是不按套路出牌的奇人</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/4c26ca2e9717f702197951db309d0208_4.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>？？？</span><br  /></p><p><span>这医生有m的倾向</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/fc158d88ddc704f4bd9353c8839d3587_5.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/eace7a84dd734b43115b4deeee12a39a_6.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>这是好事啊</span><br  /></p><p><span>证明你的手术很成功啊</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/9baf2d9953955fcec542110e908a46a1_7.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/ca9c321b961150d6cc5fe35eb6239cf6_8.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>太天真了哈</span><span>哈哈</span><br  /></p><p><span>病人们真好骗</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/dc5b1d81d4dc846ba0be2ecaf1ffdcaf_9.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3ddca0492566d9dedadd127cf0ccc84d_10.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>哈哈哈哈区区女瘤</span><br  /></p><p><span>医生咋就这么高兴呢</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/6dfa9fdcc0ba428b11f8c68c7725000f_11.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/ad7fd771ee2b0cc71e8613c0d35d2e55_12.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>自产自销</span><br  /></p><p><span>您这边要还是不要呢</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/3159062fb60fb50d1a95b1b73312ad7e_13.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/a870167dfbd993ecaf37610d40c2d733_14.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>我当时</span><br  /></p><p><span>闻到了肉烧焦的味道</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/95a8e6ea94235df158228e3d3a9958df_15.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/41e40bc96639e29cc63df6510f8c7a7e_16.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>独乐乐不如众乐乐</span><br  /></p><p><span>怎么着医生不配听吗</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/3e79b180b666e0cd50213c95cb4dc6ec_17.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>▼</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>尤其</span></p><p><span>手术半昏迷状态的时候</span></p><p><span>只听对话，你永远猜不到医生要干嘛</span></p><p><span>好像是在做一件</span><span>...危险刺激又羞耻的事！</span></p><p><span>&nbsp;</span><span>&nbsp;</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/b68750c9e1f1a2d23bb12af5b31d7e64_18.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>来都来了</span><br  /></p><p><span>不多吸点很吃亏的</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/59f6e15c9a1f1901f3d84ca11f778122_19.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/3813de9d741fd14384296359459e1853_20.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>哈哈哈</span><br  /></p><p><span>活活搞成了绑架的感觉</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/fc09e6e281347dbb065598318500ce96_21.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/d3390112c60a303c16af10cc2dc527d9_22.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>快动手吧</span><br  /></p><p><span>你们</span><span>这是要干啥</span><span>啊</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/82a189254c727c42ce923fd2ad81243a_23.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>▼</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>整个看病过程中</span></p><p><span>你能感受到医生很多清奇观察点</span></p><p><span>说起来，各位段子手医生也都是救人的俗人</span></p><p><span>没什么不苟言笑</span><span>...好玩好笑的就要弄出来分享啊</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/f22a3d78a7a42397d0bb4f25c437d7f5_24.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>叠个千纸鹤</span><br  /></p><p><span>再系个红飘带</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/0da4977614b4bcd115917912b6f1796c_25.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/d86fc6bb40eec08902050115432f76d6_26.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>我滴妈</span><br  /></p><p><span>听着都有点吓人</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/157f3a597ef3f7c9ddef055283eb6a59_27.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/4d3d7211bd995ed243c93151c96d7125_28.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>雨女无瓜</span><br  /></p><p><span>只管看鼻子就好</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/67b53bcec02b3d99421c9c905dd41b2c_29.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/cf2ff07c50786fcad86c8b69c321cb4f_30.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>完整拿下来</span><br  /></p><p><span>医生们会有一种成就感</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/0c055e8431c5101dbcb4e77ffd4cc990_31.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/0264689c589e629a46e01f1302ac84c6_32.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>对</span><span>8起</span><br  /></p><p><span>我忍不住笑了</span><span>，这就是传说中毛肚</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/c2e4c65c4c08ea1954d242b0b846361d_33.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>▼</span><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>其实啊</span></p><p><span>医生里也有很多小可爱</span></p><p><span>都是救人的小天使，见多生死也得甜啊</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/fd143385dc74116bf7a0311f8163fdca_34.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>哈哈哈</span><br  /></p><p><span>这个医生说了实话</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/c5b3fff77e21cee4b0099f1cb94ba3c8_35.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong><p><img src="image/20200927/399489a3b04c630fe52968480a8c699f_36.png" /></p></strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>我的妈！</span><br  /></p><p><span>文字君竟然</span><span>觉得好甜</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20200927/f31ce119f4dbc5c4fa3211ba3acc6c6c_37.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>▼</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>最后</span></p><p><span>劝大家拔牙的时候</span></p><p><span>全程闭眼比什么都强，千万别死盯医生</span></p><p><span>不然他一个紧张，你拔牙的痛苦增加N倍啊</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/debfc7f0d6d87c0bb9c9aa8af4971981_38.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>我有画面了</span></p><p><span>给医生吓得不轻</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/6ebadfa39aec3eece9cec5dbbe154d9c_39.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="94089"><section><section><section data-width="25%"></section><section data-brushtype="text">RECOMMEND</section><section data-width="25%"></section></section><section data-brushtype="text">推荐阅读</section></section></section><p>今日起，这八大政策将影响着医疗圈的每一个人！<br  /></p><p>药品回扣案件频发！两大冲击掀起“反贪风暴”<br  /></p><p>严打涉黑涉恶，66家医疗机构被取缔！多个医卫乱象待整治！<br  /></p><p>“这肯定是从美国偷来的技术，额，对不起，好像美国没这项技术……”<br  /></p></section><section><p><br  /></p><hr  /><p><span>来源：字媒体</span><p><img 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