戏说“医院等级评审”

admin · 发表于 2020-10-21 13:45:50

<img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/A1DicCH9Vl6M5ZOUw4MDPric74wQnsRyPrJz9CP7zCvU19GI1e4iahicghpxicjDnrf6BBsCaR9lGrQjDydQvjic7mXA/0" data-ratio="0.18972332015810275" data-w="" />医院等级评审对于一个医院来讲确实十分重要，此文虽为戏说，也可从中窥见医院评审动态一斑。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">段子<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">嫦娥奔月了，带着玉兔。主任问一小护士：“如果你现在去月亮上，你会带什么？”小护士不加思索道：“带评审细则，我要去月亮上制定各种预案，完成PDCA，大声朗读应知应会手册”。语毕，科室内一片掌声。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">对联<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">上联是：白天我搞等级评审定规章制度搞紧急预案做组织演练完成应知应会各种PDCA<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">下联对：夜班我练南拳北腿习东挡西杀玩闪展腾挪弄短跑冲刺苦学少林功夫大喊哼哼哈嘿<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">横批：我是医生<img data-s="300,640" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/A1DicCH9Vl6OnHY2sqEqeicome0zwfib1EK98lyRWu59pNqRgB0RnmiaFLLnyuA8JicxrFALcveVTEyibBBPworWySEQ/0" style="" data-ratio="0.626" data-w="500" /> <p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">虞美人·评审<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">等级评审何时了，制度知多少？医院最近又抽风，医护不堪回首崩溃中。各种预案应犹在，只是日期改。问君整日为何愁，恰似一盆冷水顺脸流。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">笑话<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">某医院评审办连夜工作忙至深夜，饥肠辘辘。评审办成员去路边吃烧烤，人虽坐在桌旁，但是大家的心还在迎评工作准备中挣扎，看着烧烤老板在忙，我和我的小伙伴们都惊呆了，太不象话了，工作太不到位了，工作太不严谨了，这要是评审团来了，哪还得了，于是乎，掏出随身携带的“监督意见书”。。。。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: center; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/A1DicCH9Vl6OnHY2sqEqeicome0zwfib1EKoibC1BbeuqIfwjdxm0OKlU53O1B94T3pdeToW8ep52l4UY5qAbRRtAw/0" title="1415585596240.jpg" class="js_catchingremoteimage js_catchremoteimageerror" id="c1416281726484" data-ratio="1.323943661971831" data-w="497" url="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/A1DicCH9Vl6OnHY2sqEqeicome0zwfib1EKoibC1BbeuqIfwjdxm0OKlU53O1B94T3pdeToW8ep52l4UY5qAbRRtAw/0" file_id="203106121" data-s="300,640" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; text-align: center; text-indent: 32px; white-space: normal; border: 0px none; margin: 0px auto; padding: 0px; width: 497px; vertical-align: middle; display: block;" /><p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">甄嬛搞评审<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">小主今日执行医嘱倍感乏力，恐是昨夜梦魇，扰了心神，都是最近制度众多烦闷了些。加上早起后还得抖擞精神开会，不想那每日一会真是长极了，且各位娘娘检查颇多，愈加心烦。若能尽快结束这复审，那必是极好的！<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">经典<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">背与不背制度都在那里不多不少<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">准备与否考核都在那里不增不减<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">让我的青春浸泡在这复审的汪洋中<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">或者<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">你把制度职责放在我的手心里<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">此一段生命的意义就是<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">默然焦虑寂静哭泣<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">沁园春·评审<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">医院评审，千人动员，万众心飘。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">望科室内外，资料莽莽；<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">桌子上下，文件滔滔。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">满眼规章，遍地制度，欲与天公试比高。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">须晴日，看PDCA，持续妖娆。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">周末如此多娇，科室加班竞折腰。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">惜医务药事，郁闷强迫；<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">护理院感，无不心焦。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">文山会海，照相签到，N个委员会发飚。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">盼评审，数各路专家，快来过招。<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: center; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;"><img data-s="300,640" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/A1DicCH9Vl6OnHY2sqEqeicome0zwfib1EKGGBFkaloeFJMicGJslWJ7731mrjClnoaHIONOtBnI7O2s13F8h8cYyw/0" style="white-space: normal;" data-ratio="0.626" data-w="500" /><p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">水调歌头·评审<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">评审几时有，<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">把酒问青天，<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">不知天上宫阙，<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">材料是否备全？<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">文成山，会成海，<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">演练完，不该有怨，<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">应知应会难背全！<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">创A从早到晚，<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">持续改进艰难，<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">结果心里悬，<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">但愿成绩好，<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">评审全过关！<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">一个医生过劳猝死后向玉帝报到<p style="padding: 0px; margin-top: 26px; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 26px; font-size: 16px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: justify; word-break: break-all; word-wrap: break-word;">玉帝觉得他太优秀了，会扰乱天堂的安逸，就把他打入地狱。刚过了一个星期，阎王就满头大汗找上门来说：“玉帝呀，赶紧把他弄走吧。”玉帝问：“怎么回事？”阎王说：“小鬼们都被他训练成半军事化士兵了——天天签到，提前上岗，天天交班，天天演练，天天创三甲，年年搞行风评议，时时预警，事事反思，周周讨论，不间断地进行各种整改活动，各项专项整治，还搞什么品管圈，5S管理，月月质控，连怎么的下地狱也要讨论，我说话都没鬼听了，还让我下去暗访各个科室，体验首诊负责制，三级管理制，分级护理制，会诊制——我都快变成鬼了。”玉帝大怒：“让他上天廷，看我怎么收拾他！”<p style="padding: 0px; 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