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                    <p style=""><span id="text110" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">1、患进家属对保健医生说：“你那天在养生堂讲要吃海带，这几天我丈母娘天天吃海带。”<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  />医生：“哦，那她还想吃什么，我明天上去讲。”</span></p><p style="">2、当一个老中医向自己病人的家属推荐去看西医，家属立刻反应迅速：“坏了，这下真的病了”。<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  />当一个西医向自己病人的家属推荐去试试看中医，家属立刻张嘴就哭：“完了，这下真的没救了……”</p><p style="">3、孩子胳膊脱臼了，带村里私人诊所去瞅瞅，大夫是个花白胡子老头，老头拿了块巧克力放小孩头上说：我喊一二三，咱两谁抢到归谁！<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  />一二三孩子一抬手抢到了，胳膊接好了。。。。次奥！！这样也行！！</p><p style="">4、吃感冒药，感冒药说明上说：吃药后有操作机械和驾驶障碍。<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  />我问医生什么意思，医生说：就是打瞌睡。</p><p style="">5、本人实习医生一枚，有次随主任查房，问站在旁边的师兄：昨天你答辩怎么样？<br style="margin: 0px; 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