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                    <p><strong style="white-space: pre-wrap; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">一、交易学与择偶观</span></strong><br  /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">假如把男女分为ABCD四种优秀程度，那么：A男找B女，B男找C女，C男找D女，所以D男就剩了。但是，女人方面却不同，ABCD女都想找A男，都不想找D男。最后结果是剩下A女和D男。</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">经济学里有个案例：两个人在森林里遇到一只熊，那么对手不会是熊！你只要比另一个人快一步就胜利了。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">二、博弈论与追女生</span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">如四个男生都去追一个漂亮女生，那她一定会摆足架子，谁也不答理；这时男生再去追别的女孩，别人也不会接受，因为没人愿当次品。但是，如果他们四个先追其她女生，那个漂亮女孩就会被孤立，这时再追她就简单多了。</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">这就是数学家纳什，关于“博弈论”的最简单表述。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">三、幸福公式</span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">经济学中有个公式：幸福感=能力/期望。如果你男友发奖金，拿到1000块，可你期望他给自己买10000块的LV包，1000除以10000，幸福感只有0.1。但如果你的期望是让男友请自己吃顿200块的西餐，1000除以200，幸福感是5。</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">要获得爱情中的幸福，最好不要让欲望影响你的生活。</span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">四、什么是投行？</span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">有一个投行菜鸟问，什么是投行？前辈拿了一些烂水果问他：“你打算怎么把这些水果卖出去？”菜鸟想了想说：“按照市场价打折处理。&quot;</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">这位前辈立刻把头摇得像拨浪鼓一样，然后拿起一把水果刀，把烂水果去皮切块，弄个漂亮的水果拼盘：“这样，按照几十倍的价格卖掉”。</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">五、泡沫经济是如何形成的？</span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">当你决定上网聊天，这叫创业；上来一看MM真多，这叫市场潜力大；但GG也不少，这叫竞争激烈；你决定吸引美女眼球，这叫定位；你说你又帅又有钱，这叫炒作；你问“谁想和我聊天”，这叫广告；你又问“有美女吗”，这叫市场调查；有200人同时答“我是美女”，这叫泡沫经济。</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; color: red; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">六、长线投资</span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">小女孩拿着三角钱来到瓜园买瓜，瓜农见她钱太少，便想糊弄小姑娘离开，指着一个未长大的小瓜说：“三角钱只能买到那个小瓜”，小女孩答应了，兴高采烈的把钱递给瓜农，瓜农很惊讶：“这个瓜还没熟，你要它怎么吃呢？”小女孩：“交上钱这瓜就属于我了，等瓜长大熟了我再来取吧。</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; 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