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                    <p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 36px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">盼</span></strong>望着，盼望着，梅雨走了，三伏的脚步近了。一切都像刚烤熟的样子：躺在床上似<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">红烧</strong></span>！铺张凉席，<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">铁板烧</strong></span>！出去一趟，<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">爆炒</strong></span>！回来路上，<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">生煎</strong></span>！进了家门，<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">回锅肉</strong></span>……</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rOUclwc6f3921S7jSXuG3KicPg72AuWlSyWuUAgDFHGibYalBBTcyUEwA/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-ratio="0.5569620253164557" data-w="395" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rOUclwc6f3921S7jSXuG3KicPg72AuWlSyWuUAgDFHGibYalBBTcyUEwA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　小二在此提醒大家出门注意<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">火候</strong></span>：随身携带孜然、辣椒粉。三伏天，我们都是<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">奔跑的五花肉</span></strong>，别忘了<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">为自己带盐</span></strong>……</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　据说在户外阳光下站一会儿的状态如下图所示：</span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="png" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rLQ2tIEbIewV6010IcM9UNuicXHKibVfAXoYWmPyQM7DtjgreZHCw9TOg/0?wx_fmt=png" data-ratio="1.0223048327137547" data-w="269" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rLQ2tIEbIewV6010IcM9UNuicXHKibVfAXoYWmPyQM7DtjgreZHCw9TOg/640?wx_fmt=png&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　热的<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">融化</span></strong></span>了。</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　小二哭着表示，<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">没错</strong></span>图里的就<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">是我</strong></span>……</span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rsECIq60ianWcohJKnQoHle53nsd8YywLoVBEPrMEmNCrmOEkvmWq5fg/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-ratio="0.7464788732394366" data-w="" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rsECIq60ianWcohJKnQoHle53nsd8YywLoVBEPrMEmNCrmOEkvmWq5fg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　一大妈上了空调车，投了一块钱。司机说：“空调车两块！”。 大妈答：“是<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">凉快</span></strong>”。 司机又说：“投两块”! 大妈笑说：“不光<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">头凉快</strong></span>，浑身都凉快”，说完往后头走。 司机说:“我告诉你钱投两块”。 大妈说:“我觉得<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">后头人少更凉快</span></strong>”。</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　司机的内心是<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">崩溃</span></strong>的……</span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1ricefbNQYxYfZgR5rGmkTdrMOJnPMaGHAxYDYZG9gziaAkgbQHlg0Iyyw/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-ratio="1" data-w="" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1ricefbNQYxYfZgR5rGmkTdrMOJnPMaGHAxYDYZG9gziaAkgbQHlg0Iyyw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　三伏天，除了要防止生理中暑，还要警惕“</span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">心理中暑</span></strong></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">”：医学研究表明，人的情绪、心境和行为与季节变化有关。在炎热的夏季，大约有10%的人会出现</span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">情绪、心境和行为的异常</strong></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">，这就是“心理中暑”。</span><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-type="gif" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1ria7DuoQ2coO16TmpJGIDHe3jCctBly6NemuyAbzr6icscbJQxpzgaOLw/0?wx_fmt=gif" data-ratio="1" data-w="" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1ria7DuoQ2coO16TmpJGIDHe3jCctBly6NemuyAbzr6icscbJQxpzgaOLw/0?wx_fmt=gif&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　心理中暑了会发生啥？也许母猪中暑了也上不了树，但司机中暑了，说不定真能把车<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">开到树上</strong></span>：7月12日中午的南京街头，一辆新车刚出4S店就一头冲向路边，爬上行道树。据了解，司机袁某来提车，刚上路，就<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">错把油门当了刹车</strong></span>，而他的驾照刚出实习期一个月。</span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="png" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rJaibuP0IO5bIoyaTxpVIska76rNRjFLLSduiaboBTrEy4ya7Dyyiac1tw/0?wx_fmt=png" data-ratio="0.5319148936170213" data-w="423" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rJaibuP0IO5bIoyaTxpVIska76rNRjFLLSduiaboBTrEy4ya7Dyyiac1tw/640?wx_fmt=png&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　某些自以为幽默的网友评论：这次终于不是<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">女司机</span></strong>。</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　呵呵，小二看到新闻标题没有专门裱出“女司机”就知道出事的一定是男的，本着<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">男女平等</span></strong>的原则我建议下次把类似新闻的标题统统改成“男司机”，毕竟媒体人如此关爱女性，不标清楚恐怕男司机会<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">不爽</strong></span>的哟。</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　对于不怀好意什么事都拉女司机<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">躺枪</span></strong>的人，小二支持金星老师的态度：</span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1riaSBwb2Ebibk8evdYibJnickkkgzGPbctsibfic94wvMO4ciaG3bge4MXZILA/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-ratio="0.7095709570957096" data-w="303" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1riaSBwb2Ebibk8evdYibJnickkkgzGPbctsibfic94wvMO4ciaG3bge4MXZILA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　北半球正值盛夏，而南半球的澳洲却是冬天，如果说酷暑会让人<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">暴躁</strong></span>，那寒冬应该会让人<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">心境平和</span></strong>了，但平和是一回事，<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">冻坏了脑子</span></strong>就不好了，澳洲一个逃犯因为不满通缉照片丑要求换照片。</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　澳洲25岁男子戴蒙因毒品及交通肇事等问题被警方通缉。戴蒙在网上对警察说：“能不能<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">换张照片</span></strong>？这张太恐怖了。”于是警察叔叔卖萌回复“请你到<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">离你最近的警察局</strong></span>，我们会为你拍摄一张新的照片！”如今戴蒙已被警方逮捕，当地警方在脸书上公布好消息，“戴蒙将<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">如愿以偿拍了<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">新照片</span></strong>！”</span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style=""><img data-s="300,640" data-type="png" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1ricUbias65bq1sK7lX0FelXgVSF7wOrtHtSIGHDKKyNQLxpwcD1cmZjmA/0?wx_fmt=png" data-ratio="0.8611670020120724" data-w="" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1ricUbias65bq1sK7lX0FelXgVSF7wOrtHtSIGHDKKyNQLxpwcD1cmZjmA/640?wx_fmt=png&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /></p><p style=""><img data-s="300,640" data-type="png" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rUgtJicMFHxXPTZCXTKfmgl7Zzyaz1Yib2Suu7aKOW79qH11qRRicwaoeA/0?wx_fmt=png" data-ratio="0.47283702213279677" data-w="" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rUgtJicMFHxXPTZCXTKfmgl7Zzyaz1Yib2Suu7aKOW79qH11qRRicwaoeA/640?wx_fmt=png&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　脑子冻坏的不仅有通缉犯，贪官更是<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">一年四季脑子不正常</strong></span>：江苏某官员受贿百万不舍花钱，坐公交下乡买豆腐。</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　镇江市民防局原局长朱某，一方面<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">大肆受贿</span></strong>，把持审批权，搞权钱交易；另一方面又在生活中<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">极端节俭</strong></span>。为了省汽油钱，他<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">坐公交下乡买豆腐</strong></span>，平时穿着也不讲究，都是掉色破损的<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">旧衣裳</span></strong>。</span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rExLOiaoZrt6O4Bw2DzTzJN9piacBrP7d71wWiaHRZvmEDgmASMiaVnHDgw/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-ratio="0.6659959758551308" data-w="" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rExLOiaoZrt6O4Bw2DzTzJN9piacBrP7d71wWiaHRZvmEDgmASMiaVnHDgw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　无独有偶，盐城原人大常委会主任祁某受贿300多万，三餐<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">稀饭配馒头</strong></span>；原苏州一渔政管理站站长李某贪污300万，一分钱都不舍得花，四季常<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">穿制服</strong></span>，三餐省吃俭用；吐鲁番世行办主任曹某单次受贿百万人，<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">棉布背心穿30年</strong></span>。</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　看到最后一位终于不是江苏的，小二松了口气，不然大家一定以为我是在故意黑<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">大江苏</strong></span>……</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　这些现代版的<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">葛朗台</span></strong>们，既然生活这么节俭，贪污又是何必呢？小二想不通……</span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-s="300,640" data-type="png" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rbJOhpZmTRWPbibBnLiaOrdw7M1uXfaicCwycqeWEkrkjs2BGqATxgXf3Q/0?wx_fmt=png" data-ratio="0.6036217303822937" data-w="" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/a1xwNbPmyorDQf2njov8fZdfVxPEUN1rbJOhpZmTRWPbibBnLiaOrdw7M1uXfaicCwycqeWEkrkjs2BGqATxgXf3Q/640?wx_fmt=png&amp;tp=webp&amp;wxfrom=5" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></span></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　前几天，一名<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">快递小哥</span></strong>在北京安贞医院门口突发<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">心脏猝死</strong></span>，经过抢救转危为安后，醒来第一句话是：<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">我的快递呢</strong>？</span></p><p style=""><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"  /></p><p style=""><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">　　有人提议，在自家冰箱里准备一瓶<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 24px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">冰水</strong></span>，如果有快递员送货上门，就<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; 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