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<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word; min-height: 1em; white-space: normal; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); widows: 1; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; font-family: 宋体, Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 45px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAlzWF9fTpzNqNib3eRw6d1t4MHYCzgKbP8EnXK1Yz5eUejicJn5mSdHlQ/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-bd-imgshare-binded="1" data-ratio="1.312169312169312" data-w="378" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAlzWF9fTpzNqNib3eRw6d1t4MHYCzgKbP8EnXK1Yz5eUejicJn5mSdHlQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></span></p><p><section class="135article" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); white-space: normal; widows: 1; word-break: break-all; font-family: 宋体, Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 45px; box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="135brush" style="margin: 3px; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">1、小明和小红墜入了爱河。第二天，人们把他们捞了起来。</span></p></section></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">2、朋友买了块户外手表，质量很赞。从悬崖落下去都没坏，就是人死了</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(192, 0, 0);">3、女生天天给男生送便当，送了两个月之后……男生害羞的对女生说：“便当很好吃，我…”话没说完，女生说“真的吗！那是我哥哥做的，他喜欢你好久了！”</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">4、刘备对张飞说：“三弟，你去取他的狗命。”张飞策马飞奔矛指吕布：“喂，你知道我大哥叫我来干嘛吗？”吕布看了看他：“来杀我的？”张飞大笑一声：“不不，我大哥让我来取你的…”话音未落，吕布转过身娇骂：“讨厌！飞飞，不要当这么多人叫我布布。”</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">5、晚上哥要加夜班不能回来，家里就剩下我和嫂子。那天晚上打着雷，我准备睡觉，这时嫂子说她怕打雷，后来嫂子睡到了床上，为了安慰嫂子，我把她抱在怀里，慢慢的嫂子就入睡了。我也有点困，就一起睡了到早上。哥哥回来了，门被打开了，哥哥看着我和嫂子抱在一起睡觉。于是笑了，说：“还是我妹妹懂事。”</span></p></section><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OArln7YuULeNV4JjnRuTUAL7eaOhcmmAhkJYoS9pNaCNFtVcxjkr1U4A/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-bd-imgshare-binded="1" data-ratio="1.2930591259640103" data-w="389" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OArln7YuULeNV4JjnRuTUAL7eaOhcmmAhkJYoS9pNaCNFtVcxjkr1U4A/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></span></p><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(192, 0, 0);">6、“这二十万你拿去交学费。”听到总裁不容拒绝的语气，她急红了脸：“啊不可以！我虽然家里穷，但是也不能要你的钱！”“没关系，当我借给你好了，等你有钱再还我。”“啊……可是我没钱……”“那就卖身吧，嗯？”总裁挑起她的下巴邪魅一笑。她不禁沉醉，羞赧点了点头。然后总裁就把她送到了东北卖人参。</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">7、喜欢的妹子过生日，买了条项链做礼物。妹子问：“你不想向我告白吗？”当时那一个激动，立即表白！妹子看了我半天轻蔑地说：“项链还你！”当时心就凉了：“你不喜欢我吗？我一个月的工资买的呢！”妹子说：“以后都是一家人了，快把项链退了贵死了！”幸福来得太突然了！…从此我多了一个后妈…</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">8 切洋葱的时候我总是闭着眼睛以为这样就不会流眼泪了，但当我切到手的那一瞬还是哭了</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(192, 0, 0);">9、在一个寒冷的冬天。公交车上，一穿的比较少美女坐在靠窗的位置，虽然窗户关起来了，但还是有很大的风望里吹。坐在旁边的帅哥说：“美女，我们换个位置吧。”美女忙起身说：“谢谢你啊，这个位置是怪冷的。”帅哥边挤过去边说：“哎！你脸上的粉吹到我眼睛里，我眼睛都睁不开！”</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">10、丑小鸭生来就很丑，谁都不喜欢他，他从小被其他鸭子欺负。他无奈离开了妈妈，独自流浪，遇到狂风、暴雨、猎狗……但丑小鸭没有畏惧，他顽强拼搏，努力学习。最终，人们发现，他虽然不好看，但还挺好吃的…。</span></p></section><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAhibtZMaQbAdKjxpKibWTKVlUShOIdxb2fnzicib7UkOr7lwxOFgpRU3PdA/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-bd-imgshare-binded="1" data-ratio="1.3529411764705883" data-w="408" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAhibtZMaQbAdKjxpKibWTKVlUShOIdxb2fnzicib7UkOr7lwxOFgpRU3PdA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></span></p><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(192, 0, 0);">11、<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all;">公园里，我观察她很久了，她一个人默默坐在那里兀自喝着啤酒，眼睛红红的好像有心事的样子。一瞬间各种疑问在我脑海一闪而过，关于这个谜一样的漂亮女人。眼看她将长凳上第三罐啤酒饮尽，环顾四周，还有不少搭讪伺机而动，不能再犹豫了。我鼓足勇气抢先凑上前，关切地问：”姑娘，你这罐子还要吗？”</span></span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">12、军训时，教官对我们说：“大家感觉我帅不帅，感觉我帅的站出来。”然后二三十个人站了出来，这时教官说：“你们围着操场跑五圈，我哪里帅了，我怎么没有发现，这只能说明你们虚伪，不诚实。”剩下的人一阵窃喜，然后教官又说：“剩下的人围着操场跑十圈。”</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">13、我要唱一首《笑里藏刀》送给大家。 哈哈哈哈刀哈哈哈哈哈。</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(192, 0, 0);">14 “年轻的司机哦，你掉的是这辆兰博基尼么？”“不是。”“那你掉的是这辆劳斯莱斯么？”“不是。”“你很诚实，这两辆车都给你了”“滚你麻痹快把我的挖掘机还我！”“不还”【学挖掘机哪家强？】</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">15、女孩气愤的走到男生面前把一杯化学试剂狠狠地泼在和男生牵手站在一起的女生脸上丢了句“bitch”女生当时就毁容了。男生激动起来“你疯了吧你怎么能把硫酸泼人家呢你看人家现在面目全非你怎么能干出这么丧心病狂的事情呢”女孩淡然一笑“前面超市买的卸妆水”</span></p></section><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAafnFQDF9PfHDfDtM4BWn77WxibEvz6pN5bWyJrGmHA97omj8JNfYMzQ/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-bd-imgshare-binded="1" data-ratio="1.308860759493671" data-w="395" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAafnFQDF9PfHDfDtM4BWn77WxibEvz6pN5bWyJrGmHA97omj8JNfYMzQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></span></p><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">16、三个男孩同时追一个女孩，女孩说，你们游遍全世界回来，我再选择。第一个男孩去了欧洲、美洲、非洲，第二个男孩去了澳洲，第三个男孩回到女孩身边，绕着女孩走了一圈说：你就是我的全世界。女孩非常感动，留着泪，选择了他们之中最有钱的那个。</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(192, 0, 0);">17、她迫于无奈跟总裁借钱，总裁当场打了一千万给她，然后戏谑地问：“你要怎么报答我？”她紧张的看着他：“你想怎样都可以。”总裁笑着说：“真的么？我希望你可以和你老公离婚。”“不行，我死都不会和你在一起的，我还爱着他。”她愤怒决然地说。“可我也爱着他。”总裁冷冷的说。</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">18 “你的X片显示你肋骨断裂。“那怎么办啊医生？”“没事，我已经用美图秀秀帮你修好了。”</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">19、正在书房看书，女朋友穿着新买的蕾丝内衣走了进来，看起来性感而迷人。她娇声对我说：“亲爱的，想要吗？”我兴奋地说：“想要！你赶紧脱下来我穿试试！”</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">20、看到一个报道，说一女子轻生想跳井，可是因为身体太胖被卡在井沿，被路过的人看到，救回一条命。由此引发了“胖有胖的好”“胖子能保命”的社会争论。看似逻辑很对，但转念一想，身材苗条的姑娘怎么可能有轻生的念头？</span></p></section><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAVphIM2DYLCHNNg4R9wc2d3qvYs67TgY93CTOPUU9H0yXUMX2h49Nmw/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-bd-imgshare-binded="1" data-ratio="1.2938271604938272" data-w="405" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAVphIM2DYLCHNNg4R9wc2d3qvYs67TgY93CTOPUU9H0yXUMX2h49Nmw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></span></p><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">21 一次在妹妹家跟妹妹还有妹妹的同学打扑克，打到一半没忍住放了个超级响亮的屁，那个尴尬啊，不过好在他们什么都没说，为了缓和一下气氛我跟妹妹说：该你了。结果我妹神回复：我放不出来。</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">22、小男孩问爸爸：“是不是做父亲的总比做儿子的知道得多？”爸爸回答：“当然啦！”“电灯是谁发明的？”“爱迪生。”“那爱迪生的爸爸怎么没有发明电灯？”“呵呵，黑灯瞎火的，他爸忙着发明爱迪生呢。”</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">23、大学期末考试，大家怂恿学霸传答案。出考场后，众人纷纷问学霸：为啥少一个，最后一题是不是不会？学霸淡定的回答道：第一题不会…</span></p></section><section class="135editor" data-id="24" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 15px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 1.5; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); box-shadow: rgb(170, 170, 170) 0px 0px 3px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;">24、公交车上，见一位妈妈抱着一小孩，没座位了我便站起来了，让出座位给他们，那妈妈边坐下边对小孩说：这时候，你该对哥哥说什么？小孩看了我一眼，来了句：你真懂事！</span></p></section><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: break-word; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-all; border: 0px; list-style: none; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-all; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAUmEb4nzlgPEwDhrf2Y5GEz38sekHdAPROdxkRfJ6FYgFQffUY4Viccw/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-bd-imgshare-binded="1" data-ratio="1.3195592286501376" data-w="363" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/NhouOGRSSlkrbHnSibqIX1QY6ICTJK4OAUmEb4nzlgPEwDhrf2Y5GEz38sekHdAPROdxkRfJ6FYgFQffUY4Viccw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1" style="margin: 0px; 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