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发表于 2020-10-14 18:05:55 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

                    

                    

                    
                    
                    <section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><blockquote><p><span>让天下没有难找的医疗器械服务信息!</span></p><p><strong><span>“医疗器械助手”</span></strong><span>&nbsp;让一切触手可及!</span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/ac7c4c86bff3f0660e634292dc511095_1.jpg" /></p></p><p><span>点击图片</span><span><span></span><p><img src="image/20201014/c407fe90207c2622cc8e1dff32d28341_2.jpg" /></p><p><img src="image/20201014/c407fe90207c2622cc8e1dff32d28341_2.jpg" /></p><p><img src="image/20201014/c407fe90207c2622cc8e1dff32d28341_2.jpg" /></p></span></p></blockquote><p>&nbsp;</p><p>自从我做了医生,</p><p>各种亲戚就都对我特别热情!</p><p>如图</p><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><strong>麻醉科</strong></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/e2e18fb362d277d1489ee4a38f107ef6_5.png" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>(腰疼这个锅麻醉真的不背!)</p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><strong>心内科</strong><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/495ba622ad843a586a5a7284040629b8_6.png" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>(心内科是西医,把脉您需要找中医)</p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><strong>放射科</strong><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/230f44d86737f5a06da5ef29d412428d_7.png" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>(都是黑白的</p><p>可B超, CT,MRI都不一样的啊!)</p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><strong>妇产科</strong><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/6c3cb89d23c547488d26bb2157e1f747_8.png" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>(午夜姨妈血,惊不惊喜意不意外?)</p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><strong>儿科</strong><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/ef71ead5f70632d5dbbf05cdb59c1073_9.png" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>拍个照,挂个儿科号,不是更好么?</p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><strong>中医科</strong><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/3f2f872ae8c35f78207cef65d0a3766a_10.jpg" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>(这是我们中医科被黑的最惨的一次!)</p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><strong>神经内科</strong><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/c7ad574a14097bf0a6834a354c7b7f6f_11.png" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>(头疼原因有很多,</p><p>到医院检查以后才能开药啊!)<br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><strong>检验科:</strong></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/4d88b536001298f31027fa498db6c8f0_12.png" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>(才没有那么顺便,</p><p>大小便常规检查请到医院)</p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>致</p><p>亲爱的大姨二姨三姨四姑</p><p>小舅舅小舅妈小舅爷小舅娘们:</p><p>我们都是学医的没错啦!</p><p>我读了很多年书也没错啦!</p><p>我是您看着长大的也也没错啦!</p><p>但是,生病了还是得去医院检查!</p><p>我,治不了!</p><p><br  /></p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/7cbc4e457b9fe264dcd39c6dffe0dd00_13.png" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><p>然后</p><p><br  /></p><p>…</p></section></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><p><img src="image/20201014/5d4dddfce06dead87af1e9e6bb20b675_14.jpg" /></p></section></section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><span><em>来源:知麻糖</em></span></p><p><br  /></p><section data-id="1658"><section><section><section data-id="1658"><section><section><section data-id="1658"><section><section><section data-id="1658"><section><section><p><span><strong>相关阅读</strong></span></p></section><p><p><img src="image/20201014/ec237188ae1e9c03eb4d9814f31b18ab_15.gif" /></p></p><p><span>『大开眼界』不用偷窥,这次大大方方的看!</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>不安分的声学大牛:从哈佛“玩”到耶鲁</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>移动时代的医学影像新航标——SOMATOM 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