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<section data-role="paragraph" data-color="rgb(182, 228, 253)" data-custom="rgb(182, 228, 253)"><section><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><section powered-by="gulangu"><section><section><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20201014/86b79d371e9862b01189f0252a03b2cd_1.png" /></p></p></section><section><section><span><strong></strong></span></section><p><span>医疗器械媒体报道先锋</span></p><p><span>分享专业医疗器械知识</span></p></section><section><section><section><span>关注</span></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><p><br /></p><p><span>医学界出奇才</span></p><p><span>不仅是治病救人的技法</span></p><p><span>他们的幽默才能也更是不容小觑</span></p><p><span>比起段子手硬凹的幽默感，他们的幽默与生俱来</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>看似</span></p><p><span>漫不经心的一句话</span></p><p><span>总能稳准狠的戳中病人的笑点</span></p><p><span>大概缓解大家紧张情绪，也是职业素养的一环吧</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/cebab33d46383cb8986cefd5799e1099_2.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>尤其</span></p><p><span>在病人们动手术的时候</span></p><p><span>这些段子手们总是趁机调侃</span></p><p><span>是真以为我们听不到？还是想笑死我们？</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>关于这点</span></p><p><span>文字君走访了很多网友</span></p><p><span>今天，跟你聊聊手术台上和医生的纠葛</span></p><p><span>相信有一些老铁一定经历过这种终身难忘的场面</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/d25d8e6fd181318da711ef0f8e9fa4bf_3.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>▼</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>有时候啊</span></p><p><span>真搞不懂逗比医生脑回路</span></p><p><span>本以为这个职业都是严肃假面</span></p><p><span>没想到个个都是不按套路出牌的奇人</span></p><p><br /></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/b50e4cf7dad975791ac679927b6100f9_4.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><span>？？？</span><br /></p><p><span>这医生有m的倾向</span></p><p><br /></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/9f919213f4e2f7ba66cf5c39251b73a3_5.jpg" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/e15b4d2d9482e3735418442b742d9f78_6.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>这是好事啊</span><br /></p><p><span>证明你的手术很成功啊</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/9e871805da641fe70ec57947bc9fd012_7.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/b14b7f3c9b81a0ba5a835553163b1f57_8.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>太天真了哈</span><span>哈哈</span><br /></p><p><span>病人们真好骗</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/6e73db9ab387fcecc87228dacc1b0d72_9.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/fab748b5e7c486638e63e79e07633576_10.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><span>哈哈哈哈区区女瘤</span><br /></p><p><span>医生咋就这么高兴呢</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/f6b825507d19af9c0a96314a8c85ac52_11.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/a495abb2715ba397a2f655ff93b8ec78_12.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>自产自销</span><br /></p><p><span>您这边要还是不要呢</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/ff01f75a638ff7de2626ebd51b702ced_13.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/868ac0eed25418a1cf70815e6ef73d69_14.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>我当时</span><br /></p><p><span>闻到了肉烧焦的味道</span></p><p><br /></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/2ea84bede8b545149f461c05460cce9e_15.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/69bf6d8d43c3264b78674e25c5f675d9_16.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>独乐乐不如众乐乐</span><br /></p><p><span>怎么着医生不配听吗</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/aafd75b3e1e23831df2edecea1bea3cd_17.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>▼</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>尤其</span></p><p><span>手术半昏迷状态的时候</span></p><p><span>只听对话，你永远猜不到医生要干嘛</span></p><p><span>好像是在做一件</span><span>...危险刺激又羞耻的事！</span></p><p><span> </span><span> </span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/d3e03d7d50234ec871fceb45664374ce_18.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>来都来了</span><br /></p><p><span>不多吸点很吃亏的</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/4d3dd982f2311fcc1d997f4f81c5c89f_19.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/ed890d74d5460601d0631328fa77a45e_20.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>哈哈哈</span><br /></p><p><span>活活搞成了绑架的感觉</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/be1950435934464187ad8e365652b4b2_21.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/acc2479f64d8a53ab7b81c3b0debaaf0_22.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>快动手吧</span><br /></p><p><span>你们</span><span>这是要干啥</span><span>啊</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/e23d9b08bb53347c1c1f815e4ec838bf_23.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>▼</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>整个看病过程中</span></p><p><span>你能感受到医生很多清奇观察点</span></p><p><span>说起来，各位段子手医生也都是救人的俗人</span></p><p><span>没什么不苟言笑</span><span>...好玩好笑的就要弄出来分享啊</span></p><p><br /></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/c131a4d6cc314c5418819a0569c01081_24.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>叠个千纸鹤</span><br /></p><p><span>再系个红飘带</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/42c6a5e299a5827ae7c47b7e50492ff9_25.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/27bc3660a757c82c75b2d6c41f261168_26.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>我滴妈</span><br /></p><p><span>听着都有点吓人</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/f6a3c20be36ac3a5fa852c573588edcc_27.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/aa81f58a84118e8eb1cc31a5a12a9bd1_28.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>雨女无瓜</span><br /></p><p><span>只管看鼻子就好</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/841a6a2e5482e4814d32c3e3cecd7c6c_29.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/f9a40e1a8d6c51f78b368319beb0b2f7_30.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>完整拿下来</span><br /></p><p><span>医生们会有一种成就感</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/045bfa8d777bf468fade367393775c93_31.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/ef98716e8eae6bcfdc8f7b0f43f49ac7_32.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>对</span><span>8起</span><br /></p><p><span>我忍不住笑了</span><span>，这就是传说中毛肚</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/2a858960a0ac93c190baeccbaf40c666_33.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>▼</span><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><span>其实啊</span></p><p><span>医生里也有很多小可爱</span></p><p><span>都是救人的小天使，见多生死也得甜啊</span></p><p><br /></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/482658a8e1e29aa1f20e9178b75e6bcb_34.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>哈哈哈</span><br /></p><p><span>这个医生说了实话</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/6c4cc796cf0d0b47f6709181b172ca51_35.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong>▽</strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span><strong><span><strong><strong><p><img src="image/20201014/e84402d5d1edd5f7d5a5b070dcf0c532_36.png" /></p></strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>我的妈！</span><br /></p><p><span>文字君竟然</span><span>觉得好甜</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span><p><img src="image/20201014/03882f0befc952ffe50250263be6357f_37.jpg" /></p></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>▼</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span>最后</span></p><p><span>劝大家拔牙的时候</span></p><p><span>全程闭眼比什么都强，千万别死盯医生</span></p><p><span>不然他一个紧张，你拔牙的痛苦增加N倍啊</span></p><p><br /></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/215165d4028612887f172161fbc3e316_38.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p><span>我有画面了</span></p><p><span>给医生吓得不轻</span></p><p><br /></p><p><p><img src="image/20201014/65208c9abaed084b71efc6274bba81cc_39.png" /></p></p><p><br /></p><p>来源：字媒体</p><p><br /></p><p><strong><span><a data-miniprogram-appid="wxdc7efe409d688f37" data-miniprogram-path="pages/authorizationLogin/authorizationLogin" data-miniprogram-nickname="" href="" data-miniprogram-type="image" data-miniprogram-servicetype="" href=""><p><img src="image/20201014/7235eecc5e3d188f5fff3d4fc9e8c241_40.png" /></p></a></span></strong></p><section data-id="1658"><section><section><section data-id="1658"><section><section><section data-id="1658"><section><section><section data-id="1658"><section><section><p><br /></p></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><p><strong><span><strong><span><p><img 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发表于 2020-10-14 14:02:57